Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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