we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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