Welp...herpes.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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