HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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