Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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