do herpes really smell.
this just has baby written all over it
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
