O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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