I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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