like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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