How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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