New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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