he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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