Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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