STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
