Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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