Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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