please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
