he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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