Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Dignity is for republicans.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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