i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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