if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
It was confusing and full of hummus
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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