Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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