dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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