What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You can't just leave with hair like that
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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