his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
jump out the window naked night went bad
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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