You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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