don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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