My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
