Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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