that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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