When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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