Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
