Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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