I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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