On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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