I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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