You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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