he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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