Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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