So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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