i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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