It's like God shit irony all over that family
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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