i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Sorry my hands just texted you
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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