i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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