I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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