The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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