And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
do nipples grow back?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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