i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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