And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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