He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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