rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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