we were pretty classy up until the second keg
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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