How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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