I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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