Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Randomize
